Me: 'I'm about to book a treatment for us each, for this weekend. Which do you prefer? A facial or massage?'
The Man: 'I want everything.'
Me: You'll get everything from me. Now, what do you want from the Spa?'
The Man: 'You'
Me: 'What else?'
The Man: 'You.'
Me: 'Come on, seriously, do you want a facial or a massage?'
The Man: 'I want you. That's all I want. You.'