this is funny!

I'd arranged to see a friend after work today. I sent him a text this morning saying that i've got some things to do at home so can't be long so we could always postpone 'til next week, if he preferred...

This was his response, word for word:

'I'm busy all next week Clare - I can't see us going for a three course dinner,(tonight) then popping to my dealers for a couple of grams of coke and then of to a club till 4, watch the sun rise and then fuck in dirty worried positions till 10 am. That wasn't the sort of night I had planned!! That's Friday night - look I'm in town after a meeting, if you've got an hour or so that's great if you want to bail-out, don't worry, I'll see you soon. x '

Made me laugh!